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  • Funny rude crude adult new home card with 2 houses side by side, one with 2 bellends waving to to one in the window and the caption 'New home lets hope your neighbours aren't bellends'

    New Home! Let’s Hope Your Neighbours Aren’t Bellends – Funny Rude New Home Card

    New Home! Let’s Hope Your Neighbours Aren’t Bellends – Funny Rude New Home Card

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  • Funny rude adult Christmas card of santa with his trousers down and balls out and the caption Nearly time for Santa to empty his sack.. merry Christmas!

    It's Nearly Time For Santa To Empty His Sack.. - Funny Rude Christmas Card

    It's Nearly Time For Santa To Empty His Sack.. - Funny Rude Christmas Card

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  • Funny rude crude adult get well soon card of a poo looking poorly in bed and the caption 'You look like shit, get well soon!'

    You Look Like Shit, Get Well Soon - Funny Rude Get Well Soon Card

    You Look Like Shit, Get Well Soon - Funny Rude Get Well Soon Card

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  • funny rude adult birthday card illustration of a white penis wearing a party hat and holding balloons and a birthday cake with the caption happy birthday you cock

    Happy Birthday, You Cock - Funny Rude Birthday Card

    Happy Birthday, You Cock - Funny Rude Birthday Card

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  • Funny rude crude adult Christmas card of a snowman holding a bag of white substance and the caption 'When the snowman brings the snow..'

    When The Snowman Brings The Snow.. - Funny Rude Christmas card

    When The Snowman Brings The Snow.. - Funny Rude Christmas card

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  • Funny rude adult Christmas card with an erect white penis ejaculating and the caption it's Christmaaas!

    It's Christmaaas!! - Funny & Rude Christmas Card

    It's Christmaaas!! - Funny & Rude Christmas Card

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  • Funny rude crude adult Christmas card with an illustration of a pair of breasts covered in tinsel and baubels hanging off the nipples with the caption Merry Christmas tinsel tits

    Merry Christmas Tinsel Tits - Funny Rude Christmas Card

    Merry Christmas Tinsel Tits - Funny Rude Christmas Card

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  • Funny rude adult Christmas card with the caption Ho Ho Ho, this is for Christmas. Honest.

    Ho Ho Ho. This is for Christmas. Honest. - Funny Christmas Card

    Ho Ho Ho. This is for Christmas. Honest. - Funny Christmas Card

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